Me: * swiping on tinder while visiting family for Christmas in Seattle *

Teddy’s knee exploded on the practice field 2 days before my cat Adrian underwent a $2500 surgery to repair her own torn ACL/MCL.

Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men, just want to watch the world burn.

Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men, just want to watch the world burn.

It’s great, in theory, but college football is so emotionally ingrained in our society, alumni, and people-who-couldn’t-get-into-their-favorite-school-and-had-to-settle-for-that-other-one-or-pretty-much-not-go-to-college-ever.

Skeleton Twins?

What is splain?

Niacin + Beta-Alinine + citrulline malate + Magnesium = Void bowels

Peralta is only the second Arleigh Burke destroyer to be placed into service since 2012.

Finally, a GoT analysis I won’t even bother reading.

This just in! Video evidence of their altercation!

Barry Bonds is the only correct answer.

CLAIMS CONTRADICTED!

My girlfriend does baby talk with me. Sometimes I question her level of intelligence, other times it’s pretty funny.

Get the double the pleasure in “Legend”.

Inception, bro.

Pegging, bro.

Jesus Christ, dude! Just go see the movie, or GTFO!

Because only men can be corrupted by the corporatocracy?