I’m still trying to figure out how the fuck more people voted for Trevor Hoffman than Mike Mussina or Curt Schilling (did all former 38 Studios employees get HOF votes as part of their severance packages?).

I think they are eligible for 15 years, not 10.

I guess the NFLPA much prefers Ben Dover to represent their players.

Worth it.

Some of these dudes just really suck. 2 of them - Blaine Cooper and Ryan Payne - were outed by legit Stolen Valor blog ThisAintHell for being a fake Marine (Cooper) and a fake Army Ranger (Payne). http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=63643 And now they’re partying in surplus camo’s, walking a patrol with guns locked &…

At least Poopnachos is a clever username... the hell kind of username is “Samer Kalaf?”

Do you really poop nachos? Because you comment poop.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

At least now we can tell them apart.

Looks like some heavy bertations, or even darrisons.

Right wing maniacs always victim blame, while also falsely DECLARE themselves as victims.

The John Olerud story is the best, even though it’s not true (and Olerud himself wishes it was true).

Yeah, you can’t call people “fa**ot.” The asterisks are too hard to pronounce.

+1 paper plate with macaroni horsed onto it

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

I wish every day was some other religion’s religious holiday(where I don’t have to work).

I got grayed out on Deadspin for calling out Draper for un-approving a snide comment I made. *

That poor Roomba crawled through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards... that’s the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

As a proudly snarky Deadspin commenter with no connection to Towson at all, I believe I speak on behalf of Al Campanis when I say, “You have a swim team?”