I’m doing manual labour as workout activity. And dont have a car to begin with.

Just make the commitment for one day. “Tomorrow I will work out.” And do that. Then make another commitment the next day.

There’s a bit of pleasure that comes from working out that people psych themselves out in forgetting. You don’t have to be an adonis to realize it feels effin great to get your body moving. We’re no longer spartans training every day and going to work. Our body needs to feel completely motivated. Sadly, society…

I...have been known to single-handedly destroy a rotisserie chicken on my own as well.

Haw haw, everyone knows that one roast chicken is only ever enough for one meal. NOM.

“George Lucas and his team practically invented CGI with the original Star Wars.”

“A pity the materials presented are so inadequate to the task”

“We must repair to my chambers where I shall demonstrate an experiment of mine own”

The chill was worth the Netflix fail.

(all joking aside, she was a great girl, just indecisive to an infuriating degree.)

Did y’all at least chill tho?

Sounds like Netflix night with a former girlfriend of mine. Instead of watching a movie for two hours, she’d page up and down through all the choices, get paralyzed by fear of making the wrong choice, and we’d end up watching nothing.

Exactly-drives me crazy when my SO spends 30-45 mins mindlessly perusing the options for something to watch. I say you’ve got to go in with a specific plan and get the hell out after 1-2 episodes of whatever. Guess who wasted a beautiful sunny Saturday watching The Americans? Sigh.

If you find yourself looking up secret Netflix cheat codes, it’s time to reevaluate your life.

I love the number of chains used here. It’s like “He’s dangerous...but I have no idea how much so I’m gonna use all these chains when one would probably do.”

And likely killed the very next day to be sold and made into some ancient remedy to fend off effects of aging.

Chill...have a drink. It’s on me.

They’re boring, nitpicky shit.

No, no, it’s a white man playing the god of the Egyptians. Mighty whitey indeed! :P

Also, if you’re running into razor burn (with any type of razor), don’t be afraid (or too lazy) to re-lather. I’ve found I get razor burn when I’m in a hurry and don’t re-lather after my first pass. I have to do two passes (one with the grain, one against) to get a decent shave and three (add perpendicular to the…