Fun fact, she was arrested for shoplifting and was collecting unemployment benefits while working for the Ted Cruz senate campaign. Trump is only going to hire best people!

I think the “basketball ring” is what did him in.

I find it hilarious that when Republicans are confronted by someone just like themselves, they hate him. He is everything the Republican base claims they are and they openly admit it’s repulsive.

My favorite part of the Indiana primary is that it demonstrated conclusively the fundamental flaw of Ted Cruz.

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

The best part about the #nevertrump movement is that they were pinning their hopes on this asshole.

Mmmmm all I’m seeing is Death by Snu Snu.

Fascinated that Gawker found the Ghostbusters trailer to be amazing, while are indifferent to this one. This looks fantastic and I’m honestly more excited for this than I was for The Force Awakens.

Well I do have one idea...

Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

And yet, there are still Republican women. How brain damaged do you have to be to be part of an organization/movement that doesn’t view you as a fully realized human?

Actually, the image speaks to the absurdity of the so called “facts” he speaks. Because they are not facts at all. They are fantasy, pure and simple. No one is getting arrested for expressing libertarian beleifs. That’s absurd. A bunch of so called libertarians held up a government building at gunpoint for weeks and…

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the word “rectum” rendered in such a tacky, saccharine script.

It is a well-known scientific fact that if you look at a butthole closely enough, you will see the words “Exit” inscribed on it in the language your mother spoke when she was pregnant with you.

also its science

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

Elephant prints are not the sole property of the GOP.

That one inch fetus has some truly disproportionate feet.

Anna, I hope Gawker Media is also footing a massive bar tab for this because I know I couldn’t do this sober without my head exploding all over the pink elephant fetus merch.

I'm a fan of a funky print so those skirts are giving me mixed emotions.