I remember the good old days when MBD wasn't 90% politics.

That comment stinks but I love u.

He only sent muffins because the donut holes were rather small.

She can kiss my grits anyday.

Opie Taylor. Opie Cunningham. Opie Bluth. Opie American Graffiti.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

I do not approve of any of these shenanigans.

That's a cracker jack of an idea!

I can't hardly wait for the next pun thread!

Kinja please.

Um, something something Hootenanny. And I think we're now out of album titles. I'm so unsatisfied with this last comment.

But can they pronounce it properly or do they say "Ree-see's?"

Howard Stern's penis is DEFINITELY not a gay icon.

Sorry Ma. Please don't tell a soul or the shit will hit the fans.

It's my culture.

So you're saying you're pleased to meet me?

Scat music is the best!

Tim? I prefer Let It Be.

Why don't you just wash your hair? Finally.

You might think that.