He only sent muffins because the donut holes were rather small.

She can kiss my grits anyday.

Opie Taylor. Opie Cunningham. Opie Bluth. Opie American Graffiti.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

I do not approve of any of these shenanigans.

That's a cracker jack of an idea!

I can't hardly wait for the next pun thread!

Kinja please.

Um, something something Hootenanny. And I think we're now out of album titles. I'm so unsatisfied with this last comment.

But can they pronounce it properly or do they say "Ree-see's?"

Howard Stern's penis is DEFINITELY not a gay icon.

Sorry Ma. Please don't tell a soul or the shit will hit the fans.

It's my culture.

So you're saying you're pleased to meet me?

Scat music is the best!

Tim? I prefer Let It Be.

Why don't you just wash your hair? Finally.

You might think that.

I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time time time with these stupid questions.

Spike Lee angrily tweets Ric Ocasek's home address.