That age-old mystery—which came first, the autism or the Cars?

Yes, because if there's one thing Michael Caine is known for it is his normally discerning taste in movie roles.

The tears will come with Kinja.

No way this is better than the time she was eating chocolate cake in a bag.

He should have just beat it.

You always were a glass half full kind of guy, Chuck.

That game was my first thought too. It's been dying for an HD remake but I'll take the original in the meantime.

Upvoted for uplifting message.

You should change your name to Resident Braggart.

Yes! And his new site should be about Stars. He could Wipe the slate clean!

It's his good friend.

It did. That's what makes the timing of this news extra weird.

Fart Machine was already taken?

I can't wait until the Taste Test video where Myles McNutt chokes on Tiny John Candy.

I vote for television, movies, music, books, and video games. And bacon.

My second-favorite Nick Lowe song.

I keep repeating that to myself.

I wonder how they eat and breath and other science facts.

Fake Underwear.

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