More like Mr. Vienna Sausage Fingers

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

COME ON!

That was the Howard Stern version.

Speak for yourself. Johnnie Walker Smoked Blue Label Bacon is amazing!

A woman's place is in Hell's Kitchen.

No. And I really mean it.

No one else is going to click on the link and find out.

I don't blame him. I heard Emma Stone is a total asshole on set.

Maybe they're just trying to sneak a peek at his mysterious wife Vera.

Clowns have meetings???

Oh Lord. I don't even want to think about what the Franco brothers version of a mayonegg would be.

That would truly be a happy ending.

If only he was British, he could be the stunt double for Varys on Game of Thrones.

I once read an autobiography in the same vein by the guy who played "Lumpy" on Leave It to Beaver. Seriously, according to himself, Lumpy was a major poonhound.

"No, those other companies' Pop! figures cause cancer, ours are Toasted!"

Well, I know these Grateful Dead lights on Amazon are the real thing. Grateful Dead fans would never bootleg anything.

Hmm. I figured it involved a bad night with a Jerry Garcia Funko Pop figure.

Wow. Some Deadhead must have really fucked Marah over at some point. Her one sentence recommendation for those lights marks the first time she's almost made me want to buy anything promoted here.

I was being sarcastic. The AV Club already had an article on the renewal yesterday a few hours before this WoT was published.