Jeopardy should be a cabinet department, IMO

So do you think they should just shut down Jeopardy! once he’s done? (retirement or otherwise) I thought that nobody could replace Bob Barker after TPIR, and I guess Drew has done an ok job, but this and Pat Sajak/Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune (maybe to a lesser degree) feel like shows you just need to bury…

I thought that was a fairly level-headed comment, but I guess if you wanna go down this road, I’ll just channel the memories of my most recent argument with my wife about it annnnnd ok.  IT’S JUST A HOBBY! I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT, I DON’T WANT TO NOW THOUGH.  YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS OVERREACTING

Sir, the Overly-Defensive Readings we’re picking up...they’re off the chart. 

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

It’s not especially normal.

OK, I don’t know a lot about tennis, but can other pros visibly murder the ball like this guy?

“Weird arm man” indeed. He puts SO MUCH bend into his arm the wrong way, that he gets such a crazy whip from the racket right at the right moment of impact with the ball. That’s crazy.

good freaking lord

my man kicks his left foot out on those forehands like he’s doing the hokey-pokey back there

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

The NBA age restriction was always premised on the paternalistic bullshit that young, black men would not be well prepared to deal with the big money and fame they would receive at a nascent adult age. A retrograde argument contradicted by the fact that the NHL (and its many owners who also control NBA franchises)…

Obviously when I was at that age, you KNow, you enjoy the moment. You enjoy the experIenCe and all that. But there’s so many risKS involved...

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

I know Boeheim is an irascible jerkbox who routinely undermines his own players as they leave for the NBA, and is not exactly well-liked outside of Syracuse, but I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. Obviously, the man who lost his life and his friends and family are even more affected, but it must feel horrible to be…

they also hope to shed light on decades of institutional neglect

Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

bro newsflash Cracklin Oat Bran intentionally looks like diarrhea, it's the best cereal on Earth we just didn't want dweebs like you taking our stash

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU