Denard Robinson was in that league.

You can still have Utahraptor, Velociraptor’s huge and badass cousin, which was 23 or so feet long nose to tail, weighed as much as a polar bear and had 9-inch claws on its feet.

Agreed. A couple years ago I read The Monster of Florence, which is about the search for Italy’s most notorious serial killer. The prosecutor is described as a grossly incompetent nutjob who consults psychics and eventually accuses the reporters working on the book of themselves being the killer or helping cover for…

Paging Drew Magary, Maryland resident and Maryland-pride-hater: Her win also pushed Maryland back into the top five for gold medals won BY COUNTRY, tied with Russia. There is a chance that Maryland will finish inside the top five after this weekend.

Watching Katie Ledecky swim I just keep hearing Dave Chappelle as Rick James saying, “I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.”

I know, right? It’s like, who’s earnest on the internet? LAAAME people, that’s who! Right?

God damn it that’s good.

Counterpoint: The phrase “dick and balls” is hilarious and ensured that I would click on this link.

+1 same.

He has no real competition. The other guys are bad, but...yeah. He’s in a league of his own.

I believe he was making a feces joke. Although my name may have primed me to be over-attuned to that particular category of joke.

Too much Alex Rodriguez. That New Yorker article from a few years ago captured it: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/….

Michigan over Louisville in 2013. Would have completed the redemption for UM 20 years after Webber’s timeout and everything that followed. And fuck Rick Pitino.

This is a terrific comment.

H is the eighth letter of the alphabet. Ergo, HH=88, a common coded reference to the phrase “Heil Hitler.”

magnificent

Why the hell did you have to bring up Khalid El-Amin, man? I fucking hated that guy.

This was exactly my thought last night. Who has it in for him? It goes way beyond “other dude’s agent trying to stir up shit” shenanigans.

As a Wizards fan, this comment depresses me deeply.

By “another NBA related event” do you mean, other than the 41 games the Hornets will play there next season? Because honestly it’d be so tight if the Hornets had to play all their home games in Richmond or something.