Wait... I see ZUBAZ!

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Wasn’t me. I’m a bears fan.

Yes.

asshole

LOL

Did that with Tomczak. Back of end zone to back of end zone. My buddy was so mad, he dramatically turned the game off.

The eagles are gonna rip your heart out, take a bite, then stomp all over it.

BUT HER EMAILS!!

I think it’s great that’s deadspin readers correctly picked the national champion.

As is Dibble.

But not all aliens have weird extra face flesh. For example, Mary Poppins. He had that weird computer Mohawk thing on his head, but no extra face flesh. Ditto with Drax.

Weird. Self-hating. Washed-out.

I think the Mad Titan has met his match in Mr. Roberts, the Mad Man.

Who’s disgusting avengers chin is this?

Brooklyn Marlins has an interesting ring to it.

Oh, he goes one better(worse?)

The flash. He’s the only who could accomplish the burden. Maybe sipes, but I don’t think he’s fast enough.

Good ...good... good.

I’m pretty sure he shat up and down the field.