I chewed em almost every time. It’s like I couldn’t believe someone would give something soshitty for Halloween.

Where are:

IT was super easy to trigger the ‘upside down’ screen.

Perfect for people with more money than brains.

Perfect for people with more money than brains.

Buffy the Methhead Slayer

Someone is making an incredibly stupid and futile gesture with an eye on running for congress, methinks.

She’s a cop.

Alright alright alright.

Think about how Akron students feel. The Zips. Yeesh.

We’ll get ‘em in the top 25 next year. I think the MAC needs to claim many top 25 spots next year. But not #1. UCF will always be #1.

You’re welcome!!!

He does. And that’s just a gun in his pants. He’s just shining it a bit.

The mythical Tasmanian Koala exists!!!

HE’S GOT A BIG DICK!

LOLOLOLOL

On August 2, 1907, I encountered the most threatening sight I ever saw in the ball field. He was a rookie, and we licked our lips as we warmed up for the first game of a doubleheader in Washington. Evidently, manager Pongo Joe Cantillonof the Nats had picked a rube out of the cornfields of the deepest bushes to pitch…

Naw, Walter Johnson was the prototype.

Ya’ll need to give Tom Brady a break.

The gauntlet is thrown DOWN.

Shocking