He does. And that’s just a gun in his pants. He’s just shining it a bit.

The mythical Tasmanian Koala exists!!!

HE’S GOT A BIG DICK!

LOLOLOLOL

Nah, it’s not nostalgia. I watched it recently and it stands the test of time. It’s a good movie, a good batman and a great joker. Holds up with the best of the Nolan movies.

Wow. Thanks for destroying my childhood.

Because we don’t see the awesome parts of living in Gotham. We only see the shit.

On August 2, 1907, I encountered the most threatening sight I ever saw in the ball field. He was a rookie, and we licked our lips as we warmed up for the first game of a doubleheader in Washington. Evidently, manager Pongo Joe Cantillonof the Nats had picked a rube out of the cornfields of the deepest bushes to pitch…

Naw, Walter Johnson was the prototype.

Ya’ll need to give Tom Brady a break.

The gauntlet is thrown DOWN.

Shocking

The government can’t jail you for speech.

Do you really think the trump SEC will do anything more than shrug, then go back to watching porn?

Can I just say, I pray to all the great powers of the universe that Irma takes a huge shit on mar-a-lago?

Move along, nothing to see here.

I know.

Oh, didn’t you know? He’s the Tattered Prince.

Arya’s latest weapon of choice is her boot.

This is stupid as hell. I’m going with amazon batteries from now on.