Reality has a well-known liberal bias.

I could be wrong. It’s all idle speculation. But I do recall that when Euron was first introduced in person, it was part of the annoying, seemingly pointless iron islands side plot. Euron still didn’t seem like much more than a masturbatory distraction of GRRM’s until he read that sample chapter at some Con that…

Ah, but valonqar isn’t show canon.

I was so wrapped up in what I was writing, I mixed up the meaning of penultimate.

So, what do you think of the theory that our Bran is the Bran of Westerosi legend (I.E. Bran the Builder, etc.)?

I feel like the show is biding it’s time with Euron. My gut says the next three episodes will play with Euron emerging as the biggest bad. First, we see him using a divination tool to see or communicate far afield. He sees Dany’s dragon. He communicates with the Nights King. The nights king simply says ‘old town’…

Upon seeing this, DREW screamed, muttered every curse word possible about the Dolphins and Gase. Then grumbled and sat down to rewrite the Dolphins WYTS thusly:

They’re really injecting the excitement in their fan base!

Congratulations!

Cosmopolitan is basically a swear word to your neo-nazi skinhead crowd. It really means “worldly” or something like that. Nothing to do with wealth.

Don’t feel bad for doing Gods work.

Before he lost his hair:

And here I just masturbate with a dollop of hand lotion. Women are weird.

Pretty sure Hugh was never accused of child molestation, let alone kid napping, enslavement, child porn, rape, etc.

RKelly still has a career?! Even after peeing on that child?

All I know about R Kelly is that he gets his rocks off by peeing on pubescent girls.

Good point.

Here I thought the saddest part was when they popped him and he deflated.

It’s a story about a big, long dong. What do you want, man?!

17 venomous snakes.