The Air Force can still force him to serve as an enlisted assistant football coach.

WAIT.

Minus the protein shakes and that sounds like high school.

No.

If the senators wanted to sell out, they’d lower ticket prices to sell out. They either decided that current prices would maximize revenue even without a sellout, or they screwed up and thought current prices would get them a sellout.

Wait until Trump sees Versailles.

Did the pope smite him?

They haven’t found Gawker 2.0 (Fusion) yet.

WELL PLAYED, SIR! WELL PLAYED!!

Now I kinda want to party with idiot spice.

Soooo...Trump is an arrogant pile of shit who uses, humiliated, and discards people like old bubble gum.

Notes from sexual harassment prevention training.

$49 guitar pedals?

One of America’s greatest heroes.

You forgot the part where they threaten to kill the slave’s family back home.

You tell them that if they don’t do the work, they’ll never go home again, they’ll never see their families again. If they’re still recalcitrant, you threaten their families with serious physical harm.

Kaep runs for senate, wins, and republican heads everywhere explode.

“So was the South, but I fixed that”

This is all you really need to know about Toby:

Kind of like the judge in Roger Rabbit?