One of America’s greatest heroes.

I can only hope that the childrens’ parents are also arrested.

*vomit*

LOL wot ?!

Presidents own.

Hey, Marchman,

Fuck this shit. I’m done with Internet ting for today.

Hey,I’ll take that significant piece of Sox memorabilia off your hands for a fair price.

But those men got paid millions and had short careers.

Did they really draft a guy named Barkevious? Or is that some Wikipedia vandalism?

Rhetorical question.

Jeebus. All that for the FUCKING draft?

Oh, that’s a solid burn!

‘Merica!!

What better way to express your freedom than by imitating Sly Stallone? Except for throwing batteries, that’s the best way I can think of to celebrate freedom!!

Why did Philadelphia even bother with seceding from England, let alone offer Independence Hall up for signing the Declaration of Independence if the right of fat old guys to imitate Sly Stallone was going to be infringed a couple of hundred years later? So much for FREEDOM!

Maybe Romo should try wrasslin’. Works for Gronk!

Tuna Can Sam sounds like either a hobo or a serial killer.

What the hell was that?

They have freakishly huge feet?