How did you know about Barry’s unnaturally hairy feet?

My son has extra large arches.

Have you tried Zappos?

Caitlyn.

The johns all had profiles on Grindr.

Go DU!

Baseball?

...Horry County...

I think the world will end should Olivia Munn hook up with you.

NICE.

Yeah, but the Millers are always around to comfort you in Wisconsin.

Wilson and Ciara.

What about Russ Wilson and his wife? I thought they were America’s favorite sports brand/couple?

Hmmm.

Oh, worry not.

GOod kinja

The employees would have done the Heinrich, but they all went out back to get high.

You’re overthinking it.

The shift manager went through the training, but when the pressure was on, he...

Hoisted on his own custard.