You’re overthinking it.

The shift manager went through the training, but when the pressure was on, he...

Hoisted on his own custard.

Whoa.

I used to get these cool converse shoes there when I was a kid. They were the best. Except it was weird that the star was on the inside.

You’re welcome!

Go home Wisconsin. You’re drunk.

BEST Barbie ever!!!!

Don’t tell this guy about cupcake sprinkles.

Perhaps it means exceptionally unequal in size, far more so than ordinary nonpareils.

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More like Carrot Top in drag

Wow.

I love to fart.

I took a huge shit right before quitting time today. Fucking long and girthy.

Mmmmm...anal leakage.

I love going to funerals.

In related news, studies have shown water is wet.

Nooooope.

Nooooope.

Can a use a deep fryer?