I love Detroit-rules Rugby.

I stand by my decision, right or wrong.

ICHIRO!

LOOK at the bright side, Oakland. You’ll be free of stadium tax for a good 15 years.

Arkansas has hot springs and fishin’.Its like hillbilly Hawaii. Mississippi has music history.

YOU could say ‘miss’ instead of ma’am. Ma’am sounds old.

The google tells me that West Virginia is the least visited state, which seems about right.

Try San Pellegrino’s Pompelmo. It’s like Squirt (grapefruit pop), but way, way, way better.

Bonus points for the Revolution coaster, though.

That happens to me every friday.

It’s way better to watch games at Coors than at Wrigley.

Max deadspin: Grizzly Bear Poopballs.

NFL Players really should form a union.

Hmmm. I was sure it was going to be “a dong or what”.

I hear they’re bringing Minnie Monoso back for a tryout.

Target only has sturdier furniture than IKEA if you’re living in the twilight zone.

Target only has sturdier furniture than IKEA if you’re living in the twilight zone.

Sister Rosetta Thorpe, the godmother of rock n roll. Her 1938 hit, Rock Me.

Now go do the laundry, get dinner ready, help the kids with their homework, drink some beer, and watch game of thrones reruns.

Wow. What a stupid idea.

It’s Hamilton Nolan.