Not a free ride he really needed, either, given that his pops is rich.

Welp, he’s not wrong.

If I were a sports champ, for this President, I would drink a shit ton of Dr Pepper on White House visit morning, then tell President Kardashian, “I gotta pee”. Then I’d whip it out and pee on him.

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Sorry bub. You liberal Texans haven’t succeeded at anything except becoming less influential.

Well, there was more porn and more tears than most Tuesdays. Left that part out.

Can Texas just secede then?

Well, I’d say ‘takes one to know one’, buuuuut Kaep isn’t one, soooo...I guess Abbott’s just a whiny snowflake shitpile.

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t get DHS.

The HR director for the Trump Company.

lolz

This is a great story. I’m sorry that some worthless pathetic pile of shit tried to derail the responses.

aww, now the faggot snowflake is pissy.

Go fuck yourself with negan’s bat.

sorry snowflake.

Most of them are probably trump voters, too. So congestive heart failure.

When I was a kid, I lived in a little town. The local pizza sucked. I remember begging for Pizza Hut, but my parents generally got the local shit.

I worked late, then went home, got naked, drank some cheap whiskey, and then sat down in a corner and rocked myself to sleep.

FUCK YEAH!

not wrapping santa gifts is easier when there are two opposite gendered kids only.