it don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that ring

I’m not a fan of any of the teams involved, but I think that the Indians must have had the hardest time losing.

I can’t stand biscuits and gravy. It just looks like someone had diarrhea all over the plate.

I don’t watch the half-time show. They always suck. Sorry, it’s true. Even ‘good’ half time shows suck.

Rosie for President Steve! Make this happen SNL!!

Ok guys. We really need to tone it down. How do you expect the president to do his job when everyone is being so mean to him? You’re TRIGGERING him. He really needs a safe space to work. Come on now, the president and his staff are very sensitive, very unique people. One might say that they are special and…

Please note: Tom Brady is a facist.

That’s nice, but Burneko’s picture of the Bear playing with itself might work even better.

They’ll declare your flaming bag of poop to be a terrorist attack and have you water boarded.

*woof woof*

I hope this is just the beginning.

The next Tomi whatshername in training.

Apparently, he got the word about being the most 49ers coach in the third quarter and didn’t want to disappoint the new boss by appearing competent.

That is a look of pure existential dread.

You win.

What?

Dump: Bets, take a letter

McCain’s a wimp. He doesn’t have the sand to stand up to Dump.

Can sessions vote for himself?

In all likelihood, Ms. DeVos’ scam will include private schools that charge a tuition rate that is equal to the dollar amount of the voucher. These will be your shitty schools that primarily take in children from low-income families, with disproportionate representation from children of color.