I’m really, really, really hoping the Falcons tear the patriots collective heads off and shit down their throats.*

sorry drew, your son is WEAK.

You had it right the first time.

HA!

Plugra < Kerrygold.

Hey, the President is required to sit on the NSC.

Mitch and Paul have no spine.

President Steve is totally NOT a paedophile!!

I missed that one. Horrifying. I’d be hard pressed not to mess with his car in some (minor, non-damaging) way. Maybe ‘stumble’ and ‘drop’ a latte on the window.

I loved that scene where you kicked your dad’s car and it fell out of the garage into the ravine behind your house.

Oh the world will sing of an American President A thousand years from now And not because he passed some laws Or had that lofty brow  We’ll all have to slave away For that good-for-nothin’ Don  Incredible as he is inept Whenever the history books are kept They’ll call him the phony president of America A pox on the…

Oh come now, come now.

Never trust a frog. You all are killers and monsters bent on eradicating humanity. I read all about your kind.

And look at all the special nazi snowflakes whining and crying and bitching about the mean old protestors.

the little girl looks like she’s been sedated. the clown looks like he’s getting ready to molest and eat her.

*chills*

Steve Bannon looks like he keeps people in a dungeon against their will for his use.

Fury Road is a documentary of the future, after all.

oh god. you asshole.

It’s one thing to try to create an image of an outsider giving a middle finger to the establishment. This is how you do that: