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LOL, cool story bro

Blue Moon sucks ass.

And if Clemson has something close to a competent special teams coach, they win handily.

That picture shows that when his hand was down, the nose of the ball and the butt of the ball, were across the line.

there’s “dirty” (Vontaze Burfict comes to mind here) and then there is sleazy (coaches pulling hair, coaches coming onto the field to start shit, coaches trying to trip kick returners)

Its not uncommon for players to lose their composure and lack maturity, but the Steelers’ coaching staff has to be one of the most…

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I am of the opinion that you are not really tortured if you thought about it for a few minutes and then decided to submit it to social media anyway. Is “narcissistic” a better word? “Look at how tortured I am?” The really tortured ones destroyed their smartphones five seconds after they shot their celebration selfie.…

You’re short and your country sucks.

Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative.

“Yo man I feel you you tryin to make your point all serious and all holla but how you think you gonna rise up and fly yo brain words into the ear hearts of eagle nation PHILLY if we left out drops mic”

This shows nothing.

I was referring to immigration in general. Literally a week ago, ICE started raiding houses across the country to round up women and children who fled here to the US as refugees. The administration has steadfastly refused to agree that there is a Central American refugee crisis or even use the word refugee at all.…

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

Normally, when I read “hair pull,” “buttcatch,” and “Roethlisberger,” I assume I’m reading a police report.

My guess is, they forgot there was going to be football today and forgot to employ anybody to write sports articles that knows anything about it, so he had to fill in.

Patrick Redford is a bad writer and an even worse opinion-haver.

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

Hey Greg remember when you wrote like 20,000 words about Jon Jones right before he got popped for coke, and when he did, said you heard rumors but didn’t feel like you should ask him about it? And then remember when you said that Ronda was going crush Holly? And then when you said Jose Aldo was gonna destroy Connor…