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a man who’s just timidly asked her, breath baited, if

Seriously: what is so bad about being a victim? I hear people shaming others all the time, saying, “don’t be such a victim”... but what is so weak about that, really? Of course, no one wants to be one, if they can avoid it... but it’s the perpetrator who commits a crime or other wicked deed against someone, it’s the pe

I could try to add to some profound dialogue, but really she reminds me of dirty hair smell and I can’t get beyond that.

By ‘interesting,’ did you mean in the same way an emetic is interesting?

Ugh this is so embarrassing.

I’m sure that she intended to have her breast exposed, but fwiw, I would always put on “dressy” piercings when I would go to nude beaches and sex clubs without issue.

I also have mine pierced and as a human it seems weird to me too. But also I’ll say this: as a dancer/performer I always go out with like nice underpants on, bloomers under a skirt, attractive bra that matches etc. just because shit does happen and you want to be prepared even if you’re not planning for it to be seen.

Part of me thinks they should just ditch Kettagat and do a full on Vikings invasion of England. The only time I’ve been engaged this season is when the English were stepping over their own spiked soldiers (hauntingly brutal.) If I want political story lines I’ll watch The Last Kingdom thanks... just give me something

That’s exactly what happened. He skated, because male has been the preferred gender since the beginning of time.

#neverforget

I have absolutely not made peace with Justin’s early career hair don’ts. Or that denim suit.

I read the original piece in an abject kind of horror at what straight women have to deal with. And yet some say this is a “bad date.” Like what the fuck?

But some of these people in the comments are just saying this was a bad date. I mean, thought bad dates were listening to someone drone on about there ceramic collection but I guess I’m wrong. I guess I can see now how fingers forced into a mouth is a bad date. Yep. Nothing out of bounds there.

Thank you. And all of the people who’ve been commenting “Where is the Aziz story????” all weekend long weren’t going to be happy with whatever Jez posted on the subject anyway.