I’m sorry, it was not my intent to disparage the great Michael Scott.

Reminds me of Trump every time he opens his mouth.

I was referring to Blaze you are indeed correct. I’m super glad I didn’t eat enough to get red diarrhea...I’ll pull the trigger and go sweet chili next week.

I was at the store tonight and they had the sweet chili Doritos on an end cap, I was considering them but ended up wussing out and going with classic nacho cheese. The last new variety I tried was those fire ones in the purple bag and they tasted like butt tossed in vinegar. Should I branch out?

So you hate you start shit or hate that you don’t? Word vomiting your frustration is totally understandable, ya know especially if you did it in a relatively reasonably manner and weren’t just completely ranting at him without any effective dialogue. Honestly had you just ranted at him I’d understand that too although…

Hey I wish you could garner some...hemorrhoidal amusement?... from the situation too. Sounds rough and complicated and kinda icky. You have any thoughts on your next steps? Sorry if I’m prying just curious.

That Obama ‘quote’ made me laugh so much. I’m just hearing his voice in my head ‘Oh, uhh Lil’ Tay, TRAPPER OF THE CENTURY’!!!

Doesn’t seem like you’re being insecure or jealous at all.

Loved Glow, this is quite exciting news a second season is coming out later this month! I’ll definitely have to give it a rewatch. I’ve had a few people who’s opinions regarding TV I explicitly trust recommend The Good Place but for whatever reason I just never start it. I started rewatching Bojack earlier this week…

I foster dogs and I had a very physically abused German Shepard last summer. After about three months I was trying to get in some light socializing at this small local pet store while I picked up her food. It was a Monday afternoon so I knew there would be virtually no one there except the employees who are really…

Fourth date? What a jag off, good on ya for blasting his ass to the curb, and props on an effective re-gifting!

Haha, hrmm...joints are pretty handy but having skin is nice too, tough call!

Really nailed some braised chicken enchiladas with tomatillo salsa and lime sour cream sauce tonight as a celebratory dinner for my girlfriend cause she did a marathon this morning. Those I was totally confident in and they rocked pretty darn hard. I’m currently braising some pork spare ribs (my grandma got me a cast…

Hey don’t apologize, I’m sorry if I came off like a dick! I mean I figured you were semi passed out, that or your latent journalism powers allow you to acknowledge phone calls while unconscious. Again, my apologies if I came off like a knob!

I read the article and I honestly don’t want to think too much about what level of awful parenting fuckery it represented so I instead chose to focus on this. Maybe it woke her up on the last ring?

Thank you so much for that. I knew I wasn’t spot on, so I deeply appreciate you facilitating my internal Spider Man song!

Haha, yea the classic little green alien look. Giant head, tiny torso.

I’ve only seen clips of this show and judging from that limited basis alone I wouldn’t be upset if everyone on it spontaneously exploded into a few buckets of human chum. This guy seems like an especially tremendous asshole though.

Definitely happy to be getting a final season, it’s a diverting bit of TV and I like Ellie Kemper a lot. Super happy they dropped the Dong stuff, and Tina Fey’s alcoholic therapist. Every time they did a Dong penis joke I groaned inwardly and Fey’s alcoholic was just painful. I’ve been thinking about the show a lot…

It was selfish of me to post that but I appreciate it Legs.