Country singers aren’t famous for their nuanced lyrics.

One hundred billion stars and asteroids for you!

.....and the Trump under eye  concealer.

Oh.....you mean the jovial lady with the brined lemon slices and pine cones!

They are not elf ears, dummy. They are fig slices.

I don’t know what purpose that would serve, but I like it.

As a means of memorializing Trump’s Electoral Coronation, I suggest holes be drilled in the interior walls of the White House, filled with several families of hog nosed skunks. Also, the day before he takes office, they should arrange an Oval Office photo op of Don and 100 toddlers with whooping cough who end up…

oh dear, no. Nothing worse than a grey dude with a sad, chestnut rinse. Grey is good.

That’s what the women in my cell said when I showed up in a cocktail dress after a DUI arrest.

How does one “detox” by ingesting processed ingredients?

I think it’s apparent that corruption is non-issue for the majority of the American electorate.

Trump can replace the IG but that should have no bearing on any on-going investigations.

I agree. I predict: (with promissory Trump overstock vouchers)

The decorum of a statesman.

Lock It Up!

Not cynical at all. Realist.

Trigger?

No baby, fashion designers hate everyone. Mostly, themselves.

Well, I hear he’s a scat queen and it involves being swaddled in saran wrap up to his nostrils, smeared, hog tied, a turban made from a Huggie, Laura Branigan records, and Alka Seltzer suppositories. Many people have said this. I’ve seen it on Twitter and The National Enquirer. Such a nasty boy......

Decent children take away the keys.