The origin of every Florida Man is a Florida Woman. Don’t overlook this fact.
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Hey Virginia, at least you’ll never be Florida.
“I mean, she licked a lot of people, sir. So everyone kind of talked about the fact that she licked people. That’s what she did when she got drunk.”
“I mean, she licked a lot of people, sir. So everyone kind of talked about the fact that she licked people. That’s what she did when she got drunk.”
I can’t even think of what to say about this.
We’ll see her next drinking wine out of a Pringles can at Walmart.
To my shame, I have been a drunken face-licker before. Ugh.
You may be a pro, but she is a Florida Pro.
I read a news story yesterday where Florida Woman also licked someone and then danced naked in a Waffle House parking lot and I thought this might be the same one. It would’ve been amazing if that person had been a city commissioner.
I read "got drunk at a fishing contest" as " got drunk at a fisting contest ", which seemed...reasonable.
Is there any other kind of face licking? And let’s be honest, wouldn’t sober face licking be a lot weirder?
saw the *filed under: face licking* had to click. was very grateful that this is the inaugural article.
What’s that now, it happened in Florida? Of course it did.
With proper guidance & support, I bet she could lick this problem.
At first I was going to make a joke about ‘who among us,' but then I kept reading and holy fuck. What.
Item! Bird Brain Behind “Bird Box” Banks Boffo “Bone.”
The “soldier who finds out they have a gift for magic” thing has been done. I want a fantasy series where a trained wizard in a magical institution discovers, to their shock, that they have an innate talent for beating the shit out of people. But powerful forces want them to stop beating the shit out of people.
I’m just surprised nobody’s made a short in a public restroom where if you inhale you die
I was thinking it would be Marsupial Plastic Storage Tub.
signs that you have anxiety: