Worth all the scrolling to read. 

#1 often comes along withy #2, so you pretty much have to leave it the lowered position - and as others have mention touch the end of yourself to a wet cold bowl is quite a shock and pretty horrifying when it is the grody part under the rim of some horrid toilet in Wal-Mart or what not.

Somewhat off topic, sorry, but my son likes 16 Handles, the self-serve yogurt store, and boy howdy is the yogurt evocative of shit when it comes out of the machine.

I never thought of mine as long or dangly but I am getting older and hygiene aside, the sensation of unexpectedly dipping the boys into cold water is quite unpleasant.

Sling a schlong of schlixpence!

I have to confess I came in this post specifically to find out more about the travails of long-dicked men. I assume you pee standing up most of the time, then when you sit down to take a shit, you sling the schlong over your thigh so it doesn’t come into contact with the water.

Even the slightest touch just gives you the feeling of—oh my god I now have ALL the diseases. It’s literally shudder inducing.

I wanna play!

Shouldn’t he be sending his goons out to fight Daredevil right now?

There are some surprisingly shallow bowls out there, even for us average-sized fellers! And let me tell you what, sitting down on a public toilet to discover the unexpected sensation of cold damp porcelain on your dangly bits is... profoundly dismaying.

It’s connected to the internet, and only for big dicks. So you have to actively be tweeting racist or misogynist shit for it open up for business.

I read the article and now it makes sense- somewhat. I was picturing a toilet with a large dick of its own.

I don’t want to live in a world that doesn’t have Lea Thompson getting seduced by a talking duck.

Firstly: I’d trade in my real legs for robotic prosthetics if I could only be “Ray Park fat” (which typed out, sounds like a different actor entirely)

I thought it was stupid when Uwe Boll started challenging his detractors to fights, but I wouldn’t mind Ray Park doing the same thing to his. I’d pay to watch that shit.

It’s gotten really bad, yes, to the point where my friends and some medical people I am a patient of *don’t even believe* that it didn’t help me at all. It caused a 24 hour long traumatic dissociative state and it’s still being recommended to me every month at least. Even though that was my third time giving it a try…

The problem is scientist can’t really get funding so studies can be done to understand the benefits given the boogey man that marijuana is in this country.

CBD is a powerful anti-inflammatory. My doctor had me on several different Rx drugs (for seemingly unrelated conditions; GI problems, arthritis; depression) to which I had troublesome side effects. I told him I wanted off alk of them because of side effects, and he told me to get a CBD vape pen; gave me the…

I couldn’t wear soft contacts at 13 because my prescription was so bad that they didn’t make soft ones I could use yet. I got the hard ones because of years of childhood bullying about glasses. :(

Yep. Or, “There’s no stopper. That’s okay, I’ll just be really careful this time...”