Yeah. Get off my lawn. I’m SO old I remember when MTV first began. There were actually music videos on MTV back in the olden days.

Same here! It’s weird and wonderful, including Burrito Man Who Lives In The Blimp. Now, please excuse me. I have to go outside and sharpen the grass.

I lived in Orlando and worked downtown for 26 years. Both the bus stop near my house and terminal were very convenient to me. I could buy discounted bus passes through my emplouer. I still drove every day because the drive was ten minutes. Bus route near my house only ran once per hour. Would’ve added too much extra…

I love you. ;)

Sadly, a bidet strong enough to clean my area properly would have to have the pressure of a fire hose or an industrial pressure washer.

Every restaurant is Taco Bell.

And dinner time or later, the restaurants with bars get even worse as the youngs get gradually increasing alcohol induced deafness and get louder and louder talking over the already obnoxious music playing.

Definitely! I’ve been to both in the last few years.

Skeletor’s cousin’s brother in law Fandor, the forgotten villian.

Nice to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t like eating under stress. I thought I was just becoming an irritable old codger. It seems that the trend has been to play music loudly so that patrons must raise voices to talk to each other . It’s like eating in a grade school cafeteria. I’m looking at you, Smokey Bones.

Exactly the picture in my head. :)

Will Microsoft be pissed if I call mine Cortana ?   ;)

If you already know this, then why are you being hostile and profane towards me? We agree on the concept.

I was responding solely to cowpowmonly who stated :

Please don’t lump all straight men together. Some of us were raised better than the ones you described.

We and our friends don’t do beer or bars much. However, we have been known to slaughter each other all day and night in a mountain dew fueled frenzy of Halo slayer local multiplayer. Uncontrollable giggling ensues. For variety we customize. Everyone having a rocket launcher with a bottomless clip results in us…

Just the thought of Frostbitten Anus is making me walk funny right now .

I marked Kmart off my list long before they went into financial problems. Customers should NEVER have to wait in long lines to stuff money in your corporate pockets. After the third time, I went elsewhere. A store full of shoppers and there are only two registers out of ten open? Nope, not going to tolerate that.

Me too. Lifetime resident of Florida including my birth. I’m laughing a lot though. I’m like What??? Haven’t you idiots seen a hard freeze before??? Either dig the heavy coat outta the far end of the closet or layer on everything you’ve got. I recommend a heavy leather biker jacket for the external layer. Look for the…

And please quit swimming in my frickin’ drinking water !!!