LOL I may have to drive to Lake City this week.

Yes, those are giggle inducing. Even to those of us born and raised in Orlando.

Thanks. That was in my head. Also, excellent screen name!

Absolutely correct! Password recovery/crackers are evil or beneficial depending on who is wielding them (and why).

LOLing at “demented yam”. You win the internet today!

Now THAT’S an accurate description.

This times 147 bazillion. Ignore the front of the box and read the mandated nutrition info on the back. Might want to load a magnifier app on that smartphone, though. Then decide if it’s a good balance.

My innards usually run along the lines of Resident Evil, with occasional bouts of Punisher, The Exorcist, and Bad Milo.

I’ve been envious my entire adult life of the Speed Dumpers. My system just doesn’t work that way and never has. A “normal“ bombing run is a rare and pootiful thing for some of us.

I’ve seen a few lots with signs prohibiting backward parking. Not in recent memory though. Usually so parking enforcement could easily see parking stickers on rear window or similar function. In Florida we do not have front license plates, so that’s another possibility. Easy to see plates to check for expired ones.

Or require backup cams on trucks?

We traded a 2011 Kia Forte for a 2016 Nissan Altima around six months ago. The Altima has sensors all around and blind spot warning. Both vehicles included backup cameras. I thought all the extra crap on the newer car wouldn’t be really needed, I’ve been driving for decades, harrumph, harrumph, harrumph.

Remember, the Orville isn’t the flagship of the fleet. It’s staffed with whatever could be scraped from the bottom of the fleet barrel. So yeah, idiots and jackasses that barely made it through academy. D minus students.

I’d like to suggest that the greater Orlando, FL area be used as a live testbed for autonomous and autopiloted vehicles. Undoubtedly car insurance rates would plummet as the behavior of vehicles in the Orlando area became predictable. ;)

If that’s her “fat” picture above the story... She looks absolutely perfect to me. Give her my number. I’d be happy to bitch-slap the persons being nasty to her.

Well written. Thank you. That’s pretty much the story for us too. Mrs. Wookie loves baking cakes and making desserts and goodies when she is able. We feed them to the skinny family of six next door and take birthday cakes to a small , nearby assisted living facility.

You’ve got that right! Humans are disgusting animals.

Yeah, but specifically the computer must NOT be plugged into a power strip that is plugged into itself.

As an IT guy with over 25 years of experience, I can vouch for the fact that electronics perform better when turned on.

I’d vote for Dwayne for POTUS. How can you resist that big smile of his? His public persona is very likeable. Can Terry Crews be VP or Secretary of Defense?