Yep, it would. Blocked up and Closed For Business.

I can vouch for that statement. Computers do what you teach them to do. Humans do not.

Exactly the picture in my head. :)

Will Microsoft be pissed if I call mine Cortana ?   ;)

I suggest flying a cargo plane over the minefields and shoving out a bunch of Ford Pintos.

How much do I paypal you for a dozen cases of that ???

If you already know this, then why are you being hostile and profane towards me? We agree on the concept.

I was responding solely to cowpowmonly who stated :

Please don’t lump all straight men together. Some of us were raised better than the ones you described.

We and our friends don’t do beer or bars much. However, we have been known to slaughter each other all day and night in a mountain dew fueled frenzy of Halo slayer local multiplayer. Uncontrollable giggling ensues. For variety we customize. Everyone having a rocket launcher with a bottomless clip results in us…

Just the thought of Frostbitten Anus is making me walk funny right now .

Creamsicle !

Nice doggie. Looks depressed. Must be at the veterinarian waiting to get snipped. :(

Hold my poodle !!!

Dammit. I misread and thought SETH MacFarlane was doing a new Spawn movie. Now THAT would be truly awesome. Use the original movie script. Maybe Ted could play Leguizamo’s old part.

I marked Kmart off my list long before they went into financial problems. Customers should NEVER have to wait in long lines to stuff money in your corporate pockets. After the third time, I went elsewhere. A store full of shoppers and there are only two registers out of ten open? Nope, not going to tolerate that.

Me too. Lifetime resident of Florida including my birth. I’m laughing a lot though. I’m like What??? Haven’t you idiots seen a hard freeze before??? Either dig the heavy coat outta the far end of the closet or layer on everything you’ve got. I recommend a heavy leather biker jacket for the external layer. Look for the…

And please quit swimming in my frickin’ drinking water !!!

I’ve got a megacrapton of hardcopy family photos from the predigital era. I really need them scanned, backed up, then distributed.

LOL I may have to drive to Lake City this week.