Master Chief and Cortana.

I had no idea that Boston is just like Orlando. ;)

Ahhh how I miss the old Pentium MMX days...

Remember, the Orville isn’t the flagship of the fleet. It’s staffed with whatever could be scraped from the bottom of the fleet barrel. So yeah, idiots and jackasses that barely made it through academy. D minus students.

Only if Peewee Herman reprises his famous dramatic death scene from Buffy.

Hotter Fuzz: The Florida Files

“They were a little bitey.”

Throw in a few aliens, a giant meteor that will kill us all, some giant sharks, a tornado, a sudden ice age and we’ll crowdfund the heck out of the flick.

Yeah. I’ve been using them since they were Egg Heads.

Unless you’re a database administrator. ;)

Yep. It’s magic if you’re only a basic computer user. A few thought I was a Harry Potter level wizard because I knew how to do very basic editing and designed new badges for the ancient badging and proximity card systems. I’m no Potter, but I can interpret a user manual pretty well. ;)

Phantasm.

Idiotic Florida Man does idiotic Florida Man stuff in Florida, gets caught.

I’ve always lived by Mr. Haney’s advice from Green Acres. Now, if you’ll please excuse me, I’ve got some work to do. The chemtrails have dissolved all of my aluminum foil hats and I must make new ones.

Haven’t seen Max in a while! LOL

Lockout was truly excellent fun. Lucy was pleasant to watch with Scarlet. I will eventually buy both of them on bluray. Two different flavors of ice cream.

And I thought that only Superman’s parents created steel balls.

It will look really cool, cost 375,398,245.00 USD, and will have windows shaped like Dyson fans. The wheels will be spherical, just like in the Will Smith I, Robot movie. There will be warning stickers indicating to keep objects, pets and children away from the air intake. ;)

We have an “unlimited” data plan on our fixed cellular data service. There are two caveats we had to agree to. We’re throttled to a max of 8 Mbps down or up, and during busy cell traffic time our traffic is de-prioritized. In return for these two caveats we have no data cap. It took a good bit of time scouring the…

As a native, lifelong Floridian I can vouch for the above statement.