“Sorry, but we’ve committed ourselves to a drama free lifestyle. Drama causes our psychoses to flare up. You have such LOVELY skin. Do you put lotion on the skin?”

My theory is that the older one ages, the more invasive medical procedures one has been through. I don’t have any modesty left, and I’m only in mid fifties. LOL

Slowly. Very slowly.

I’d like to volunteer my crematorium operation skills if needed. Might come in handy, ya never know...

Dani Mathers: Upholding the Brainless Big Breasted Blonde Bimbo stereotype since 2016.

IIRC, the Shoebootie story was told while Archie and Meathead were trapped in a storeroom drinking wine? Is that right?

No wonder you’re not supposed to drink the local water when you are abroad. 🙃

He only woofs underground. Thus, he us a subwoofer.

Dang. I’m a day late to everything.

Upper Class Twit Of The Year ?

Machete don’t tweet.

So, how long until we can harness this technology for porn?

First rat thought upon awakening from anesthesia:

“Gee, Dad, what did you do at work today?”

I just avoid places where azzholes hang out. Last time someone acted like they might hit me in public was the early 80s.

Pancake? No. Skweeesh like grape.

My guess is that the radium lab workers were all male. :/

Perhaps it was a CT scan rather than an MRI?

Yep. Some of the jobs I did when I was in my twenties may explain certain pains I experience now. Thankfully I didn’t stay in those jobs with heinous chemical exposure for very long. I cringe now when I think back to those days. Yeesh.

Yeah, I can see where a mistake with that could lead to an ouchie. But yes, not all metals are attracted to magnetic fields. She’s not nuts, just well educated. We patients are taught to remove ALL metal because it’s MUCH better to err on the side of caution than to be wrong.