I was heartbroken a few months ago when I received a form letter indicating that my urologist had left the practice he was in. He actually listened to the patient! Four lithotripsy episodes and I trust the dude. He’s pleasant enough and my a wife drools over him while I suffer. He looks like a mature soap opera…

Or a transvaginal ultrasound.

Dang it. Now I have to get rid of a mountain of t-shirts.

I suspect that is because the government is us.

Classic, stereotypical rich white doucheous baggicus.

She is HIGHLY adorable.

The big names are already in the VPN arena and have been for many years. Think Cisco level companies. Yes, to do it right is complicated and expensive, requiring both hardware, software, and someone to maintain and manage them. Oh yeah, don’t forget to apply the latest firmware and software patches. Call me paranoid,…

Is that you, Rayna?

I’m good with a binder as long as it also includes what is RIGHT with me along with what is wrong with me.

Only the stupid men.

Some of us males do not ever go to bars.

It’s not a prophecy until we vote in Terry Crews as President. ;-)

Yep. I’m sitting in the rocking chair between Rubber Duck and Pig Pen.

Yay, Florida wins again! :-\

But did you learn anything from those two incidents? I feel like you did.

Can I glue a few auto airbags to my front bumper? You know, to protect the pedestrians?

If you want to know the real reason, go watch Idiocracy right now. It explains everything.

I don’t even know what a “donkey punch” is, but it sounds like a good penalty for being an entitled, inconsiderate ass.

We’re eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’.

The 70s... I was a kid and couldn’t drive yet, but my brother went through several CB radios. Think tiny, gray Honda Civic with a ridiculously tall steel whip antenna bolted to the rear bumper.