I suspect the clowning around will stop when a creepy clown startles a gun owner.

Thank you ! I’m not much on political analysis, but my humble opinion is that Obama, Trump and Hillary Clinton are all Rich White Guys. They are so wealthy by the time they run for President they have absolutely nothing in common with me or my life. Wealth of that magnitude and the privileges that come with it…

Yes, there’s a newsletter every month . It’s published by the Lone Gunmen.

“I swallowed a bug.”

Yup. He’s very flairy. Plus, he carries a murse. Hide your children and sheep.

Alternatives:

Alternatives:

Poli-Grip.

Slow news day?

Let’s start a Captain TightPants For President write in campaign. Joss will be White House speech writer.

Yeah I almost ordered one, then decided crying every time I opened the trunk would be the result.

Hillary’s dick was seen in Orlando recently, campaigning for her. And also  stocking up on cigars, no doubt.

Dicks are not only funny, but they’re funny looking also.

Agoraphobia?

And he’s possibly a wee bit mental. Looks like a serial killer.

Crawlspace is usually under a house. We just bought a 30 year old frame house oit in the woods. Not only does it have crawlspace under the house - one small door and two to three feet of perimetet concrete block wall with vents and dirt floor, but there are TWO pull down ladders to access the attic spaces. I must…

But it’s got electrolytes!![

I love that idea! Can Mr. Robot also restock paper goods when not teaching good manners? Thanks!

Who’s the blonde lady with the lower back problem? I could recommend a good chiropractor to fix that.

Titanium codpiece, at least.

But what about the PuppyMonkeyBaby Menace? I’m still worrying about THAT crisis.