Yup. He’s very flairy. Plus, he carries a murse. Hide your children and sheep.

Alternatives:

Alternatives:

Poli-Grip.

Slow news day?

Let’s start a Captain TightPants For President write in campaign. Joss will be White House speech writer.

Yeah I almost ordered one, then decided crying every time I opened the trunk would be the result.

Hillary’s dick was seen in Orlando recently, campaigning for her. And also  stocking up on cigars, no doubt.

Dicks are not only funny, but they’re funny looking also.

Agoraphobia?

And he’s possibly a wee bit mental. Looks like a serial killer.

Crawlspace is usually under a house. We just bought a 30 year old frame house oit in the woods. Not only does it have crawlspace under the house - one small door and two to three feet of perimetet concrete block wall with vents and dirt floor, but there are TWO pull down ladders to access the attic spaces. I must…

Nope. Vaginnies come in an infinite array of shapes, sizes, lengths, elasticities, lubricosities and so on. They’re like boobies in that way, that’s why we menfolks love them so much. Each one is uniquely beautiful.

Turducken Butter FTW !

I can point to my uvula. Does that count?

Because those free homes with free utilities require that you stay sober, keep a job and feed your children. And not fill the pool with garbage and excrement.

Not sure if I would call these “articles”. LoL

Note that you should be using your personal cellular data plan for this, not the company public wifi network. ;)

Your last sentence times a kajillion!!!

Yes. Also keep in mind that the first time you checked your personal email account at work, you likely had to type in your password.

Insurance companies will respond to the ridiculous price increase by jacking up your copays next year to cover their expense. Or they will force you into the cheapest similar drug whether it works as well for you or not.