Advertising=psychological warfare. Don’t let them win!

After watching the video, yeesh. That’s a goofy design. Enough to make me look at a different vehicle.

I’m number three above. However, I’m 55 years old. Currently we own a 2011 Kia Forte with six speed automatic transmission. My habit is to use the parking/emergency brake ANY time parking in a non flat area. I’ve taught the wife to do it also. It’s probably not needed, but it’s an extra precaution. And yes, my wife…

I usually drive five over limit in the far right lane. I swear that I go backwards in time.

You hit the nail on the head with a sledgehammer.

Instead of a PEBCAK error, it was a PEBSAW error. Just another idiot driver eliminating his genes from the pool. I’ve been driving 1 to 1.5 hours each way to work the last couple of weeks due to a temporary move. Used to have a ten minute commute. Interstate 4 in Florida is loaded with fun right now due to a massive…

Exploding dye pack. Your stuff might get pilfered, but it’s easily retrieved from the bright orange guy.

Nope. Not news at all. Food labels here in the USA have had required nutrition disclosure for many years now. Start reading, folks. Ten years ago a co-worker of mine thought she would lose weight using SlimFast. I read the label and was shocked. I’d rather have a REAL milkshake for that many sugar grams. I pointed out…

And I was hoping for Android Nekot. Dang.

Morgan Freeman voiceover, please. If he’s not available, Patrick Stewart. Third choice is Bill Shatner - in his Rescue 911 narration voice.

Depends on how old their junk is. I’m in an older LaQuinta in a tourist area. Motel WiFi is UNencrypted and has no forced disclaimer/splash page. It’s pretty fast and has strong signal though. Anything important I switch to my cell provider data network for though.

Yeah. A lousy TV show screwing around with peoples’ feelings and wasting their time and money should be criminal.

Does it float? I live in Florida. Home of torrential sideways thunderstorms. And multicanes.

It (median income) can even vary drastically within a state. I will be retiring soon. My retirement income will be crappy by Orlando area standards, but I plan on moving to a rural area where it puts me above the median income for a family of four. It’s just the wife and I, so we’ll be OK. I’m thinking it’ll be just…

Hoegaarden? Isn’t that where you cultivate Ladies Of The Night?

I call them Ki’- Pot - Lee. Just because I think it’s a dumb name.

Yikes. I’ve learned a new biology fact today.

Downtown Orlando.

Bathroom medicine cabinets fail two out of three: they tend to be hotspots for high temperatures and humidity.

I guess I should feel lucky to have to see this thingie occasionally. It was around 250K in 1991ish dollars. We’ve come up with many, many nicknames for it over the years, most of which are not publishable here.