I knew it reminded me of something creepy. You nailed it. Either those bugs or the things from Pitch Black.

“Chromeball Dinosaur Poop”.

If I spent fifty grand in eighteen months building a sexbot, I wouldn’t have to worry about the Kung-Fu Grip. I’d be dead. It’s not me owning a sexbot that’s the problem. It’s the fifty grand. Mrs. Wookie would kill me with a 2x4 trying to beat sense into my head.

Statussilver...very mesmerizing to watch. Dude must’ve spent a lot of time alone when he was a kid. All I can do with my hands is type badly.

Nest thermostat FTW. Installed a couple of years ago with new A/C and heat. Being able to manipulate the indoor temperature from under covers = priceless. All electric, so we can even change from cooling to heating within a couple seconds from under the covers.

The elevators at work are undergoing scheduled refit and refurb . I made sure to tell the elevator guys how much I appreciate them. The building is about 25 years old. Incidents of folks stuck in the elevators has gone from rare to Meh, again????? within the last five years. It would be a minor inconvenience to me to…

I saw Pfeiffer Catwoman in a packed theater during initial release. The tongue cleaning scene caused a loud, collective gasp from all male members (of the audience).

Neato!

As an IT guy, I don’t think either of the sticks would be used by a larger organization. For a small office, say ten or twenty staff using mainly web based services and apps, either of them would be a great way to keep IT costs low. If I were designing a small business network, I’d go with nice monitors and…

Crap. Didn’t realize that this article was going to be lifting weights. Thought it was about dead lifting. I used to do that a lot working in the funeral industry.

It’s exactly like that scene. :) Except, well, indoors.

EYE KNIFE?????????

EYE KNIFE?????????

Pro Tip From Florida:

Don’t worry about the lady pictured. She’s a Wolf Blood. She NEEDS MEAT!!!

Our date night involves delivery food, copious amounts of Mountain Dew, and Ye Olde Exe Boxe One. The couple that slays together, stays together.

I don’t play online due to me being old, blind and slow. I don’t have the eyes or the reflexes for it. However, Mrs. Wookie is another story. We just recently renewed our XB gold membership, since she does enjoy playing some online Halo. I enjoy watching her play online sometimes. Most of the time she makes sure the…

Well, I sort of agree in a twisted way with Trump. Us intelligentsia types invented football, other contact sports, and auto racing as a long term, perpetual means of keeping the gene pool clean. Otherwise the jocks would take over. Those wing suits, bungie jumping, base jumping and the Go-Pro cameras? Yeah, we…

If that gif doesn’t represent the Love Of A Good Woman then I don’t know what Love is. Mulder and Scully Forever!

Another factor(s) often overlooked is how many adults belong to the household and whether or not each of them is working, and if working, full time or part time, with benefits or without benefits (such as health insurance).