I’m so old, I remember using those remotes.

Alright. I give up. I will have to add the show to my mustwatch list. Gillian Anderson as Marilyn Monroe? I’ll watch it just for that.

And from above, it strongly resembles a roulette wheel.

Exploding dye pack. Your stuff might get pilfered, but it’s easily retrieved from the bright orange guy.

MeatLoaf again ???!!

Say it !!!

I certainly wouldn’t push her out of bed. All she would have to do is smile and bat her eyes at me and I’d be her slave forevermore. Loved her in Sky High as the principal.

Curse you for mesmerizing me with that gif! I won’t get ANY work done today...

NuTrek Enterprise crashes on grounds of a womens’ correctional facility, crushing the greenhouse. Russian kitchen boss lady slocks Kirk to death, feeds him to inmates on meatball Friday. Captain Red wins over the Enterprise crew with home cooked meals that don’t taste like replicator food. Piper redesigns the ship’s…

I’m going to change my name legally to Mortal Douchebag. It’s a much better name than Shadow Moon. Is he Sailor Moon’s dad or something?

Nope. Not news at all. Food labels here in the USA have had required nutrition disclosure for many years now. Start reading, folks. Ten years ago a co-worker of mine thought she would lose weight using SlimFast. I read the label and was shocked. I’d rather have a REAL milkshake for that many sugar grams. I pointed out…

Thank you!!! That was bothering me.

No but Hillary Rodham Clinton is, if you judge by the eyes...

We call her Jill for short.

First day on the job at the sex doll factory, I’d get fired for running around yelling “OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!! AHHHHHAAAAHAAAAHHAAA!!!!!

Yeah. That’s the only part that creeped me. And I’m a guy that loves horror movies and has worked both manufacturing singing bears AND in the funeral business. I don’t creep out easily.

And I was hoping for Android Nekot. Dang.

Morgan Freeman voiceover, please. If he’s not available, Patrick Stewart. Third choice is Bill Shatner - in his Rescue 911 narration voice.

If you’re a 13 year old boy, you’ll love them.

My bank keeps switching out tellers. How will I know which ones are skimmers??? They never look the same.