Oh yes...We’re re watching Xfiles again. Murderous, cute twin girls episode.

I’ll see your Crusher, and raise you one Balok . Creeped me out first time I saw the episode as a kid and still creepy to this day. Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve watched it before.

I read that tweet beginning as “Universe Box One” . A friend nicknamed our xbox one Voldemort, since she found it a little creepy and we couldn’t say it’s true name in the room or it would start up and cause trouble.

Really! That’s absolutely NO way to treat our extra-terrestrial visitors. Inflicting Congress on them? That’s just plain unnecessarily MEAN!!! We’ll be blacklisted from ever joining the Intergalactic Confederation of Planets and Species.

Only white folks are stupid enough to lock themselves in a tiny space for a long time willingly. ;) I don’t like getting into crowded elevators with nice, pleasant freshly washed people at work. I know how old the buildings are and how many times a year fire and rescue responds to free people from stuck elevators. I…

As long as I can go buttnekkid and stream Netflix I’m quite Ok with being a zoo animal. If there’s Taco Bell, Mtn Dew and chocolate on the zoo menu, count Mrs. PookieWookie in also. Oh yes, need air conditioning. LoL

Oh yes. I did forget about my insectoid assassination skillset.

Time to change doctors.

Yeah. That makes me cringe and I’ve had multiple kidney stone issues and the doc driving a frigging school bus up in that area, repeatedly.

Yep. You pretty much did “Pop Goes The Weasel”!

That’s kinda neato. i love air conditioning.

Aaaawwwwww!

Yes. A friend of mine once told me about having liquidy diarrhea all over the bed while passed out drunk. I told him he was a Dumbass.

Only Real Men hold back long hair while the spouse vomits. :)

Yes. We males of the species are gross, disgusting creatures - myself most definitely included. However, we can lift heavy things.

I’m going home tonight and get the wife to make me some brussell sprout jerky for tomorrow.

Fixed it for you.

What sucks is that this happens and turns young men and women off of ALL churches.

I’m not entirely sure that the germs, viruses and microbes aren’t the true dominant form of life on this planet and they just built us so they could move around easier.

Doesn’t it just piss you off to lose a fairly expensive dinner like that?