I’m a modernist techno-chef. I prefer proper seasonings (Lawry’s Season Salt is a favorite), perhaps soaking the meat overnight in Seagrams Strawberry Wine Cooler, then microwaving until medium-well done. There are times, though, when you just can’t beat simmering in a crock pot for three days with baby golden…

Thank you for explaining. Too much of ANY of the three OTC painkillers mentioned in the chart will kill you. I have to watch my aspirin intake - I’ve had a stomach ulcer once before, and too much aspirin over a period of several days and my beloved hemorrhoids get real bleedy. (TMI?) But, the good old excedrin mix of…

I fully agree that at least the USA is steadfastly marching towards making the movie Idiocracy come true in real life. I can’t speak for the rest of the planet, but that’s what we are aiming for. It may very well NOT take us five hundred years. Perhaps not even a century. I love movies, but I find that video games are…

The words you were looking for were “outlandishly grotesque hyperbole” I believe....maybe ? I used to have a Farrah Fawcett poster when I was a teenager. (Long may she rest in peace.) Not much difference in poster or squishy tiny statue.

Picasso was a deeply disturbed soul. And a perv. That’s why we like his artwork.

BBBBzzzzzzzttttt ! Wrongo. You’ve been inviting the entirely wrong kind of woman over. Mrs. Wookie and our female friends that come visit love pretty bazongas as much as teenage hetero males (and I) do..... ;)

Hey Mike. “BIG ASS SPIDER” is streaming on Netflix right now !

Ok. Thanks for those. Anyone know where I can buy a pump shotgun and LOTS of ammo on a Sunday morning ?

We love the Rock. Now we admire him even more. It takes a lot of discipline to eat yucky crap to keep his physique perfect for long periods of time. Finding out that he does do over the top cheat days from time to time —-that makes him even more likeable. I’m very jealous of his big white teeth most of all.....Dude…

I bet he has to have his favorite bathroom rewallpapered every two weeks. Cod poop burns your nose hair off.

My doctor had me change to taking krill oil capsules when I couldn’t tolerate the fish oil capsuleS for lowering my cholesterol. It works for me.

So...The tortoise will have a more comfortable retirement than the hare ? It’s about patience and consistency? Make your plan and stick to it long term ? Don’t change your horse in midstream ? Yep. I could have written the article.

Alcohol is also a poison. Can I just drink it instead of wasting it on weeds, kids and pets ?

I’m far too impatient for that crap. Bolt cutters for me.

Is one of them named John-117 by any chance ?

John Smallberries screwed up the proposal submission. John Bigbootay was SO pissed.

You mean the Halo ?

“Team Lift Only” ?

I have no idea about other states, but here in crazy ‘ol FL, it’s illegal to record a phone call without notification to the recipient that they are being recorded first.

Me ? I have way too much stuff to put all computers and networking stuff on UPSes. The expensive stuff gets UPSed and sorta expensive stuff gets surge protected. I tried some less pricey no-name UPSes once, they died within a couple years. The big one protects the giant tv, gaming systems, receiver and such. …

Me ? I have way too much stuff to put all computers and networking stuff on UPSes. The expensive stuff gets UPSed…