You're right.So, here's Jenny:

It's really difficult to get the plate-ing just right when the sides of the cardboard or plastic microwave container are in the way. Sheesh.

I just "foof" the dust off of the plate with my breath, then hold it up to the light to make sure there aren't any spit spots on it.

Yup. When we fire up the Big One, all the streetlights in the neighborhood dim. This would definitely be cheaper.

I will say it again. "Technology is Easy, People are Difficult."

Maybe I'm not so high end, but my speaker connectors and receiver connections are not banana plug types. What totally blew my socks off sound wise ? When I swapped out my ten year old Infinity surround sound speakers for fifteen year old Klipsch speakers. What a night/day difference. Louder volume without…

Holy Stenchcloud, Batman! . I grew up with dogs and cats, never had a dog that needed expressing. Until Jenny. Rescue dog, adopted knowing she had heartworms, skin and bones. Boy howdy you ain't kidding about them anal glands. We were sitting on the couch watching a movie, doggie was laying on the carpet, also…

Can you take my wife and I with you ? Please ?

In two sentences, you proved our point for us. :) Yes, we are paranoid. Yes, other countries are statistically safer. That's why we are paranoid. It's not safe here. The friggin' internet has really fanned the flames of mental illness in the USA.

Now barcodes tattooed on every kid's forehead would really be the ticket. Little girl, are you lost ? Let me scan your forehead with my cell and get your mommy/daddy/guardian/policeman/social services for you. Why the heck haven't I patented this yet??? Half the population has phones capable of scanning barcodes.…

I cannot decide if that is a serious comment, or a steeped-in-sarcasm comment.

The RFID chip in our beloved doggie will only do what it is designed to do. Act as a "return address" label if she wanders off and some kind soul takes her to a vet or someone with an RFID scanner. It's coded with some kind of serial number that can be punched into a database so the doggie can be returned to those…

Really? An a-howell over 25 cent diff in pay. Sheesh. Yeah, should have been a BIG red flag on his head.

That was darned clever of you, blowing out those cysts. Run him through the stress-test early on. :)

Excepting masochists, of course.

You two play violent video games together, don't you ? :)

It's really interesting how some people mean it when they say they'll love you no matter what, while others bolt at the smallest sign of complications.

I tell folks (only if they ask) that they are not truly married until they have only ONE checking account. The business of Yours, Mine, and the Household bank accounts that some of my coworkers talk about is BS.

If your husband overspends on shoes, he might be gay. Hire a P.I., quickly.

Never assume that a man or woman's sex drive will stay the same (or even exist) throughout their entire adult lives.