Ummmm...don't put your personal info on a computer ?

-Living things. Enough said.

Over the "renting years" of my life, I had mostly awesome landlords. The two most memorable lived in the other side of the house, I/we lived in the "mother-in-law" apartment. Both were quiet, older couples. Both took care of issues in a timely fashion if critical. One tiny place I occupied for five years with NO…

Yup. You win the Internet Prize for today.

I use 80s rock on pandora in the mornings to get blood flowing on work mornings and improve my mood. We often forget music is a mood altering substance. I take my mental meds every day. Not perfect, but they help tremendously in keeping me from falling in to the Pit Of Despair(tm). There is zero productivity in…

65 pound boxer mix with sharp nails climbs onto my nekkid chest and sticks a giant, hot, slimy tongue up my left nostril, poking me in the brain. This action wakes me up.

Haven't these idiots ever been to the movies ? Yeesh. If I had kids they'd be lookin' like pincushions from all the vaccinations. Help prevent the zombie apocalypse and worldwide disease death tolls - get your dang kids shots up to date.

I don't care who ya are, that right there is funny. ^

I'm guessing the poop-pipe breath is what kills the porcupines in the first place.

Well, in my area of central Florida, every year we get one or two news stories about bums that crawl in dumpsters to get warm. They are okay until the garbage truck dumps and squishes them.

Mwaaahhhahahahahahhah!!! I have one of the really ancient types of pension plans. All the new kids get stuck with the 401K crap.

I do not lie. I do not, however, render unsolicited opinions of mine publicly.

I'll vote for him.

Yes. And non-alcoholic liver disease, AIDS, and heart disease. God, I have lost so many people a and I am only 52 years old.

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnd perhaps this is why jocks are stereotyped as big and dumb perhaps ? If they have any working brain cells to begin with, football will kill those few off.

The Klingon Kleavage is there to make you forget about the lack of a Klingon Dental Plan.

Thanks! I am sure there are some yewts out there that are not familiar with Miss Swan.

Dude, LOVE your pseudonym.

Must have gone to the Miss Swan School Of Driving.

Everyone is different, your genetics is a crapshoot. Keep trying until you find out what works for YOU.