Must have been one of those Steel-Core trees that board came from.

I use a specially designed hardware firewall to block this exact hack. I keep all the car windows rolled up and the car doors locked when the car is unattended.

And, I wonder who sells hair gel to Syndrome....

Agreed. Plus One on the user name !

Wellllll that's the brand I wasn't sure I could mention by name. It has multivotes from me and my family members. Also Wife 2.0 and Wife 3.0. Wife 3.0 and I both have fibromyalgia, hers is severe, mine is moderate and I am still working full time. Tempur-Pedic is the ONLY way to sleep for us.

There is a certain brand of "memory foam" that is the one that all others imitate. If your memory foam retains your body heat, you bought the wrong brand. The real stuff does not retain heat, it breathes. It isn't cheap, but our beds and pillows have outlasted the ten year warranty period.

Criminy. When I lose my car in a parking garage, I just hold the remote in a vertical position with my arm extended straight up. I'm six feet tall, so adding my arm length probably makes the remote about sevenish feet off the ground. Enough for the radio signal to not be blocked by most parked vehicles.

Just leaving this here.

Heck, I just wish I had as much hair as I did twenty years ago.

Note to farters everywhere:

here ya go.

Dangit ! Now I want a burger !

"At the end of the day, I come home, and I'm like, 'OK, let me bathe you, change you, feed you, read you books, put you to bed' — wait, how am I supposed to do all this? Son of a bitch, this is hard!"

Never worked for me. More I exercise, the hungrier I get.

Agreed. As usual, not enough info given.

Yup. Definitely. Got the crazy down pat already.

My debit card info has been hacked twice already. But my credit union has good fraud detection in place. And I check the account nearly every day. I do use the debit card to buy stuff online. My whole identity stolen ? Nope. Unless you get to my account at just the right moment, you won't get more than a hundred…

And this is the way the world ends.

Thank you. And thank's to the inventors of tennis. And Video cams.

You guys do realize that the word "Twitter" begins with the word "twit", don't you ?