Yup. Definitely. Got the crazy down pat already.

My debit card info has been hacked twice already. But my credit union has good fraud detection in place. And I check the account nearly every day. I do use the debit card to buy stuff online. My whole identity stolen ? Nope. Unless you get to my account at just the right moment, you won't get more than a hundred…

And this is the way the world ends.

Thank you. And thank's to the inventors of tennis. And Video cams.

You guys do realize that the word "Twitter" begins with the word "twit", don't you ?

Talk about reading too much into a video game.... sheesh.

Our beloved previous dog was cremated. There was someone that knew someone that hand-painted pictures of pets on cremation urns. All I had to do was provide a few printouts of photos. It turned out extremely well.

It is really a wonder that any of us survived childhood.

You can use the top photo again for "Fake Gamer Family Of The Week".

Ummm... I'd MUCH rather do Adele than Joan. And Joan is looking a bit "fluffy" herself.

Yup. Several of them. Did not cross the grunt/mgmt line though. Worked out well for a bunch of us singles in our twenties working in the same building. Kept it professional at the office, did not fool around at work.

There is NO such thing as "too much shooting". That is all.

Yes, TVU is usually done on a woman whom is already suffering with pain, bleeding, cysts and so on. I have been in the room with my wife at least three times in the last five years. Some techs just don't care. All the techs I have seen were females ranging in age from early 20s to 50s. Some are in a hurry to…

Thanks for posting all the great stories, folks. Reminds me why I do not work on cars hardly at all. I am mechanically inept.

Faster batter consumption? How did you know that I am fond of eating cake batter ???

Can't I just rip up the old laminated flooring and paint the frigging concrete ?

Prank phone calls stopped being funny when I turned 12.

I remember seeing the poop-mobile featured on "60 Minutes" when I was a kid. Other than the Ick Factor, why haven't we converted our vehicles to run on our own poop yet ? It's a natural resource that renews itself every day !

Raj is my personal hero.

I vote we refer to Armstrong" from now on as "the one whose name we do not mention".