Love all the stories.

We can only hope.

Our local PD uses anything and everything. I've learned to be suspicious of any vehicle with very dark tint on the windows. For a few years FHP was running donated 2003-2004 Mercury Marauders that had been tweaked a little for highway pursuit. The officers absolutely loved driving them. I think they have been…

No overtime pay for the salaried here. I am lucky enough to be wedged into a salaried job that rarely requires overtime. When we do put in extra hours, it's up to the individual boss as to how to deal with it. Some bosses suck, I am lucky to have a decent, understanding one. I have gone through some clunkers…

I figured it was from all the extra exercise.....

Giant Evil Teddy Bear (don't know the real name) in one of the Hunter:The Reckoning games. Clawed you, stomped on you, puked on you. Anyone else remember that ?

Dude, you're ON !!!! BTW I got that little 12 year old twerp thrown out of the track because he kept banging into me and spinning me out. And this was on a no-helmet "fast" track. Well, it WAS faster than I can walk.

Why would anyone buy a car that only can go 70-100 miles before refueling ? Sheeeesh. Hey, Nissan ! Fix the Leaf problem by gluing solar panels to all exterior surfaces. There ya go ! Constant trickle charge. Down side is you can't park it in the garage.

Seriously, any male who writes down or spreadsheets his "list" is an idiot. My list is in my head. Putting that kind of thing on paper will only cause you grief someday.

Army of Two:40th Day - turn on Big Head cheat then 'shop in the googley eyes. Please.

Exactly what I thought of when I read the words "googley eyes".

Hint to avoid sleepy driving:

Move to Florida. Never had a car door freeze shut in about 35 years of driving.

Too complicated !!!! I just use my android phone camera to create pdfs of the stuff I need to keep.

I wouldn't urinate next to Shaq. I am pretty sure it would give me an inferiority complex.

Breastfeeding in public ? No problem. Just remember that it is PUBLIC. Just remember that you may be recorded on any number of surveillance cameras, cell phones and other recording devices. Especially in malls and retail stores. Frankly, I wish it was acceptable for men and women to go topless in public. It…

Ford brought the Mercury Marauder nameplate back for a limited run of about 11000 vehicles in 2003 and 2004 model years. Color choices were maroon, silver, black, or dark blue. Only 327 blues were produced.

Trust me, it's something you will never forget !

Loaded it. Nice. I like it.

Didn't turn down an actual job offer, but turned down an interview on a job that fit my peculiar set of experience and skills. I cancelled the interview and withdrew my application because I received a promotion on the existing job. I knew several people that I would have to interview with since they had moved on…