Just watched the new Resident Evil movie (awesome!) on Bluray on 82 inch high def tv with 500 watts of Klipsch surround sound and TWO 125 watt subwoofers. Lemme know when I can duplicate that exact experience with thin film speakers and displays.

Beeg badaboom.

Thanks for posting all the great stories, folks. Reminds me why I do not work on cars hardly at all. I am mechanically inept.

Faster batter consumption? How did you know that I am fond of eating cake batter ???

So, you have to feed it stem cells to make some stem cells ? BFD. Notify me when you can load in stem cells and print out a transplantable liver.

Agreed. Needs more Rossini.

Maybe he was a Nopar King ?

Oh, yes, definitely.

Yup. My 56 year old brother was staying with us for about nine months. And I thought I had wierd tastes. OMG he watched the wierdest total crap. A movie about a tire that goes around murdering people ? And every tattoo shop program he could find. My wife's choices I can live with. We are still finding bro's…

Can't I just rip up the old laminated flooring and paint the frigging concrete ?

Operation Spartan Fury ? Then it's not a ring. It's a Halo. Duh.

Prank phone calls stopped being funny when I turned 12.

Now playing - Terminator 5: So Very Old

Oh Hell Yes.

Hahahahahah! Seashells! Heeeeey, I know a John that is a Spartan......

This entire story was a set up just to post the picture at the top. And for that, I thank you.

Uuummm you already do have access to this data. It's called a Public Records Request.

Ditto here also. Just goes from mild to bad to worse pain to giving birth to a bowling ball feeling.

I remember seeing the poop-mobile featured on "60 Minutes" when I was a kid. Other than the Ick Factor, why haven't we converted our vehicles to run on our own poop yet ? It's a natural resource that renews itself every day !

I see that one of our Robot Overlords has already trained a team of humans to feed it and clean up after it.