This is not news. There is a reason that "jocks" are stereotyped as being not too bright.

Like when your brother who is living with you for nine months had three taco bell burritos with extra onion for dinner. Trust me, that requires a LOT of arm and hand waving.

Exactly !

Raj is my personal hero.

I vote we refer to Armstrong" from now on as "the one whose name we do not mention".

Love all the stories.

We can only hope.

Our local PD uses anything and everything. I've learned to be suspicious of any vehicle with very dark tint on the windows. For a few years FHP was running donated 2003-2004 Mercury Marauders that had been tweaked a little for highway pursuit. The officers absolutely loved driving them. I think they have been…

No overtime pay for the salaried here. I am lucky enough to be wedged into a salaried job that rarely requires overtime. When we do put in extra hours, it's up to the individual boss as to how to deal with it. Some bosses suck, I am lucky to have a decent, understanding one. I have gone through some clunkers…

They were trying to create shombies.

I vote to rename the sport "Stupid Human Stomping".

OK, you can remake the Gremlins movies. But, you MUST include the "evil gremlin killed in the microwave" scene.

I saw the Serenity movie and enjoyed the heck out of it about a year before I discovered Firefly on Netflix. Then I watched Serenity again. Enjoyed it again.

OMG....you are so correct....

LOL That fish looks just like Grumpy Cat !

Needs more .50 cals and rocket launchers.

Any of you goobers ever been to a nudist resort ? 98 percent of us definitely look better with clothes on. I have never had a problem with this system. They probably have to pay the TSA agents hazard pay when I get scanned.

Cool. sending it to my fire friends !

I figured it was from all the extra exercise.....

Giant Evil Teddy Bear (don't know the real name) in one of the Hunter:The Reckoning games. Clawed you, stomped on you, puked on you. Anyone else remember that ?