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Yup. You are correct. It's a waterproof robot. Of course, the only thing worse than a waterproof robot is a waterproof zombie.

His only Super Power is to make boatloads of money.

Let's see you try to wax my wife down there. You will not survive.

Great. Now he can slowly go anywhere on flat concrete with an assistant and a very long extension cord. I don't mind the sideways video.

Just remember, folks. Polygraphs are not lie detectors. There is no such thing as a lie detector. Polygraphs just measure galvanic skin response, blood pressure, pulse rate, rate of respiration and other bodily functions.

Dangit. All I can see are freaking coloredy spots. And 3-D movies give me headaches, even though I can see the effects.

The video is pretty awesome. I am a native Floridian, so I have never had to deal with such things. I cannot imagine what a pain in the gluteal muscles that much snow could be.

Dude, you're ON !!!! BTW I got that little 12 year old twerp thrown out of the track because he kept banging into me and spinning me out. And this was on a no-helmet "fast" track. Well, it WAS faster than I can walk.

Why would anyone buy a car that only can go 70-100 miles before refueling ? Sheeeesh. Hey, Nissan ! Fix the Leaf problem by gluing solar panels to all exterior surfaces. There ya go ! Constant trickle charge. Down side is you can't park it in the garage.

Seriously, any male who writes down or spreadsheets his "list" is an idiot. My list is in my head. Putting that kind of thing on paper will only cause you grief someday.

Army of Two:40th Day - turn on Big Head cheat then 'shop in the googley eyes. Please.

Exactly what I thought of when I read the words "googley eyes".

Good thing I was not in the sub. Would have crapped my pants in a small, crowded space a thousand feet underwater.

It's nice, but I have most of this stuff already with xbox360. Last night I leaned how to look up youtube videos on my smartphone and play them to the giant tv. Pretty neat. Worked pretty well. Thanks, Microsoft !

Hint to avoid sleepy driving:

Move to Florida. Never had a car door freeze shut in about 35 years of driving.

Too complicated !!!! I just use my android phone camera to create pdfs of the stuff I need to keep.

I wouldn't urinate next to Shaq. I am pretty sure it would give me an inferiority complex.

Breastfeeding in public ? No problem. Just remember that it is PUBLIC. Just remember that you may be recorded on any number of surveillance cameras, cell phones and other recording devices. Especially in malls and retail stores. Frankly, I wish it was acceptable for men and women to go topless in public. It…