Yet more proof that we are on the fast train to Idiocracy.

Can't we just call in Gamera to deal with the monsters ?

I am a man, and I say that the TVU is barbaric. My spouse has had to undergo several of these in the last few years due to female parts problems, I have been with her each time. They caused her severe pain. The last time, I asked the young girl (maybe in her twenties) if she had ever had one done on her. No, she…

That's nice. Now make it QUIET, and able to carry more than a pound of ammo to soldiers that are pinned down. Or at least mount a gun on it. Might be usefull as an Auto-Sentry.

"Hackers would need physical access to your TV to initiate the hack" ? Ya reckon that's why we lock the doors on the house ? And don't let strangers inside ?

My wife gets a little frisky after watching movies with certain actors/actresses in them. :)

I think Jay Silverheels and Clayton Moore will be spinning in their graves when this is released. I do hope it doesn't totally stink. I will likely wait for it to come to Netflix though.

Oh, please. That's a wimpy home fryer. Lets see video of the flash drive spending an entire day in a McDonald's french fry basket.

My pet peeve:

In addition to stunning graphics, I'd like to thank the sound teams. Awesome use of surround sound, awesome musical score that we have come to expect.

Computer programs can be debugged and rebooted, even complex, hot-looking AI's like Cortana.

Thanks for posting, kotaku. Thanks to dth for doing all the work ! We already discovered playing local splitscreen slayer that the ordnance drops can be dangerous to one's own health. Now I gotta try dropping them on other people and vehicles. :)

Doncha just hate it when something goes wrong with your fancy spaceship and you jump backwards in time ?

Is it my time to report to the Casualty Chamber ? (STTOS reference)

This'll come in handy on Patch Tuesday.

And.... you have gone from fat to thin, how many times ? Don't preach until you have walked a mile in our shoes. (By the way, "irreversible" means it cannot be reversed.) Also keep in mind that while we CAN lose weight, you will still be an arrogant, bigoted jerk who thinks they are somehow better than other…

Why is that cute girl cuddling someone that looks like Mini-Borat ?

Thank you ! Reeve will always be the REAL superman to me.

Shouldn't the title read Holy Bones, Holy Dr. McCoy, Holy Crusher, Holy Pulaski, Holy Bashir, Holy E.M.H. or something like that ?

Oh HECK YES !!!!